The Devil's Dictionary (Ambrose Bierce)

Ambrose Bierce- journalist, soldier, short story writer, biting critic.  His motto, "nothing matters," understandably led to the nickname "Bitter Bierce."  In The Devil's Dictionary, Bierce essentially produces a cynic's word book (a title which some have preferred to the actual), which features satirical takes on select English words.  Here are some examples:

Cat: a soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.

Infidel: in New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinopole, one who does.

Idiot: a member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.

Outdo: to make an enemy.

While I don't agree with everything he says, I enjoy his wit and social commentary.  I also like his "sardonic view of human nature," as Wikipedia puts it.  This is a book that you don't read cover to cover; keep it in a place you frequent, and glance over an entry or two when you feel the need to chuckle or reflect on some of society's failings.

Interesting fact: In 1913, at the age of 71, Bierce disappeared, somewhere in Mexico, during that country's revolution.  He was never found.

Rating: A